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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What has been your best sexual experience?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.